"Ego... Te Absolvo" T-Shirt – The Confessional Booth of Modern Indulgence
Because even sinners have Wi-Fi now. This cheeky tee twists the classic Latin absolution ("Ego te absolvo") into a commentary on our era of guilt-free overindulgence—from binge-watching to artisanal donuts. Wear it as a badge of self-awareness (or as a wink to your inner hedonist).
Why It Belongs in Your Cart:
✔ For the "Proudly Extra" Generation – Because sometimes you need that third espresso, and the algorithm already approved it.
✔ Sacrilegiously Soft – 100% cotton, because penance shouldn’t itch.
✔ A Conversation Starter – "No, really—I absolve you for skipping the gym. Again."
Perfect For:
Millennials who call their therapist "my emotional Uber."
Atheists with a skincare routine ("Bless me, Father, for I sheet-masked.").
Anyone who’s ever said "YOLO" before a questionable life choice.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Stilfanti Store and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
Calle la vera, 20, 38500 Güímar Tenerife Spain or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
