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SIMCA MILLENNIALS Unisex t-shirt light
SIMCA MILLENNIALS Unisex t-shirt light
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€25,00 EUR
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€25,00 EUR
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For those who remember when cars had personality (and no Wi-Fi). This tee features the blueprint of the iconic SIMCA 1000—the original compact ride of European streets—paired with the cheeky tagline "Simca Millennials." A wink to Gen Xers and Boomers who actually drove these gems, while playfully hijacking the "millennial" label.
Why This Tee?
✔ Nostalgia Overload: Celebrate the charm of analog days—when "updating your system" meant kicking the tires.
✔ Generational Inside Joke: Because real millennials got scooters, but you got a SIMCA (and survived without airbags).
✔ Conversation Starter: Expect nods from fellow survivors of 40°C summers with no AC, or proud tales of "fixing it with duct tape."
✔ Blueprint Chic: Minimalist, technical design for car nerds who appreciate pre-digital engineering.
Perfect For:
Retro Car Enthusiasts ("Yes, kid, this was the ‘Tesla’ of 1961.")
Gen Xers who laugh at "OK Boomer" memes (but low-key relate).
Italian & French Nostalgics (RIP SIMCA’s Fiat-powered legacy).
Fabric Note: 100% breathable cotton—because some of us remember sweating in vinyl seats.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Stilfanti Store ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at stilfanti@gmail.com or write to us Calle la vera, 20, 38500 Güímar Tenerife Spain.
Why This Tee?
✔ Nostalgia Overload: Celebrate the charm of analog days—when "updating your system" meant kicking the tires.
✔ Generational Inside Joke: Because real millennials got scooters, but you got a SIMCA (and survived without airbags).
✔ Conversation Starter: Expect nods from fellow survivors of 40°C summers with no AC, or proud tales of "fixing it with duct tape."
✔ Blueprint Chic: Minimalist, technical design for car nerds who appreciate pre-digital engineering.
Perfect For:
Retro Car Enthusiasts ("Yes, kid, this was the ‘Tesla’ of 1961.")
Gen Xers who laugh at "OK Boomer" memes (but low-key relate).
Italian & French Nostalgics (RIP SIMCA’s Fiat-powered legacy).
Fabric Note: 100% breathable cotton—because some of us remember sweating in vinyl seats.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Stilfanti Store ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at stilfanti@gmail.com or write to us Calle la vera, 20, 38500 Güímar Tenerife Spain.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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