For Gen Xers who low-key parent Millennials and Elder Millennials who romanticize analog days. This tee merges the iconic SIMCA 1000 blueprint with a generational wink, celebrating the car that predates Bluetooth, hashtags, and existential dread.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Nostalgia with Sass – Because your first car had crank windows and personality, not apps. ✔ Generational Bridge – For those caught between “OK Boomer” and “How do I TikTok?” ✔ Retro-Geek Cred – Nods to the “Tesla” of 1961 (spoiler: it survived on duct tape and hope).
Perfect For:
Drivers who miss the smell of gasoline and poor safety ratings.
Gen Xers who’ve mastered dad jokes but still own a mixtape collection.
Millennials who ironically daydream about a time before “ghosting.”
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
