"WE THE PEEP ALL Hoodie – Cozy Surveillance, 100% Constitutional Sass
Wrap yourself in the ultimate irony of the digital age with this unapologetically warm critique of Big Brother. Featuring the iconic "WE THE PEEP ALL" slogan in mock-Constitutional typography (with a hidden camera "👁️" replacing an "O"), this hoodie is for those who know privacy is dead, but still want to protest in comfort.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Satire Meets Snuggle – Because even dystopian critiques deserve fleece lining.
✔ Big Tech Troll – Perfect for hackers, Gen Z activists, and anyone who side-eyes their Alexa.
✔ Subtle Design Nods – The "👁️" winks at your conspiracy theorist BFF (they’ll notice).
✔ All-Season Armor – Thick cotton for winter walks, light enough for summer AC rebellions.
Perfect For:
Privacy nerds who encrypt their texts but still post memes.
Couch activists who fight capitalism between Netflix binges.
Anyone whose vibe is "I’m not paranoid, you’re just under-informed."
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Stilfanti Store ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at stilfanti@gmail.com or write to us Calle la vera, 20, 38500 Güímar Tenerife Spain.
